The 12 Days of Christmas Cosmetic Fix-Ups for Landlords

The 12 Upgrades After Christmas (for frugal property owners)
(sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Replace all old switch covers with brand new.
On the second day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Cabinet handles nice and don’t cost much too!
On the third day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Hand and bath towel bars are effortless to do!
On the fourth day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Classy toilet roll holders in the loo!
On the fifth day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Bright shower nozzles you won’t rue!
On the sixth day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you,
Shower curtains that won’t spread the mold and flu…
On the seventh day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Mini blinds on windows you see through.
On the eight day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Light fixtures that give you brightness true.
On the ninth day of upgrading the cheap fix just for you
Paint the front door over the old blue.
On the tenth day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
New door knobs so visitors you’ll woo.
On the eleventh day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Brass kick plates to sparkle like a jewel.
On the twelth day of upgrading, the cheap fix just for you
Replace all outlet covers with new screws.